BIO

DBA the Silent Assassin, AKA the Spiteful, Private–codename: DEFCON Danger. MarioB was born under the sign of Scorpio on the OK side of the tracks of Funkytown, Texas. After a relatively joyless and mundane youth, he graduated to observer and chronicler of complete Chaos and absolute Insanity. Having survived and re-inventing himself as a paradoxical enigma, he discovered a hidden talent in the gift of wordplay and has been butchering hip-hop for better or for worse ever since. He is currently pursuing the path to a PhD and resides in his hometown with his two birds and a crack team of phantoms in his head. He would like to thank God, his friends, and Chuck Norris for allowing him the opportunity to serve your listening needs.

MARIO B